Back when I was a kid, riffing on David Letterman’s “Top 10” lists was pretty common. So, for today’s post, Spouse and I present to you:
10 TERRIBLE PLACES FOR AUTHORY INSPIRATION TO STRIKE
By Jamie and Jamie’s Spouse
10. During a work meeting that requires you to pretend you care about the subject material
9. In the middle of yard work
8. On a plane, before the snacks and after you realize you checked all your writing utensils
7. In the grocery store, all the way back by the milk
6. The exact moment the waiter sets your food in front of you
5. Perfectly positioned, covered, and temped in your bed, on the edge of sleep
4. Humming along down the Interstate at 90mph on a solo road trip, a minute past the last exit and no rest areas for the next 100 miles
3. On the toilet
2. Making out with somebody extra cute
1. In the f¢%#ing shower when you’re halfway through shampooing your f$&@ing hair
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